Its been a while...wait? is that an eco?
>_< how often do i randomly pick back up on this blog?

ANYWAYS~

Its a new year and a new me.
By "NEW ME" I mean,
I now own my own store selling arts and crafts.
I'm super professional and stuff!
see how I didn't say "shit"? yea thats how professional I am.

I don't play around yall.

No one has bought my stuff really. But thats all good.
I don't neeed yall's approval...okay thats a lie. I do.
Also strange enough as it is to say- I also need your money.
so buy sh...er...things

I Miss You

...I do miss the ecoy emptiness of this blog.
lucky you! I'm back.
Because talking to yourself isn't crazy if it is done over the Internet.

(note:that might be a lie)

and what have I been up to in my absence???
awesomeness pure and simple.
actually only one awesome.
i made myself a hat/

I was sitting around one day watching an commercial for Delta. when I thought to myself,
I could never fly a plane.
this is a very important fact.
there are waaaay to many buttons.
i should NEVER be around that many buttons. that's like giving the hdhd kid a 3 pound sack filled with pixi sticks and sour patch kids.
not only will it be an epic fail. but your house will most likely get burned to the ground in the process.


but back on track.
I will never fly a plane.
But i have a huge cardboard box in my living room that i can sit in.
A plan was hatched.
I NEEDED a\n aviator hat. like yesterday. because i was sooo going to fly that box .

yes i am a small child.

sewing ensued. and needless to say I'm wearing an aviator hat with goggles to bed tonight.

Cee-Lo "Fuck you"

I dont know why I love this so much.
Perhaps its the kid in me going "tee hee...they cussed"

True What?

True Blood. A pretty disturbing show. That I love,why? porque the love?


that's just...i....and *brain blank*

wow.
and I don't usually go for the overly buff guys.
I prefer the kinda soft super nerdy guys, buuuut something about this is just.


wow.


well that's going to hold me over for the day.
I'm sorta waiting a week or so for my boob to heal before I dive back into the dating scene.
after spending the past few months boy less. I'm fairly certain I'm about to combust.
[boom]

I dont...I Just..

NEEED! someone invent NOW!
I would use it EVERY SINGLE DAY!

Geek Army Knife by Ian Summers.

Get To Work Kid!!!

Lorelai you are falling behind kiddo!
I think every mom thinks there kid is a smartie pants. Lorelai dose pretty well for herself.
but this....nah this is a bit beyond her...and my 6 year old cousin.
for serious yall.

also on a side note. I'm Really digging this pome.

click to make with the large more readabul graphic.

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