Oh Sh*t

im in trouble now.
i for one am strongly against any future that results in me being killed. (yay life) and in my attempt to stick to this plan i have stayed away from drugs, massive liver killeing amounts of alcohol , and crazy sex with complete strangers (horray for no stds!) but i would rather the bible stop trying to murder me for being....whats the word?...outgoing,friendly?


s'okay im starting to think im going to hell regardless, what with my overal love of the gays. even if your against homosexuality you have to admit that Gay men are Fab-u-oussss! i say we RISE UP againt this tyrannical machine!

see more Hacked IRL - Truth in Sarcasm or not whatever.