Happy lets blow shiz up day!

todays that day yall, where i light that fuse that looks waaaay to short then try and run away b4 i set my self on fier/ blow my hand off.

sometimes i make it
sometimes i burn a hole in my pants.

not to mention iv been put on bbq detail >_< its like my family WANTS me to lose my eyebrows!

dear eyebrows, i love you. yes i know i pluck the shiz out of you untill sometimes it looks like im supprised to see everyone. but really i DO love you. please dont cumbust when i light the chicken on fier.
thanks* TORY

there not going to listen. i know this already.... well here is to a FAIL waiting to happen!