i figgured it out!

stole this pic from sorry i missed your party(*funny sight*)

apparently what my issue has been all this time,
is that...i am not nearly stoned enough to think camping is fun. this is what you need for dirty hippy camping.
crazy hair (check)

strange sense of fashion (err..check, sometimes)

ability to trash out any space you occupy(check check)

thinking sparklers are BOSS (super check)

own and beenie (check~!)
have milk crate froniture?(...crap...okay check I'm poor shut up)

be really effin stoned, (and that's where i break off from the pack)


in conclusion. i love the great outdoors.(except mid summer, i live in Texas after all) but unless there is a mattress in that sad excuse for a tent i aint going. ill be sleeping in the van (down by the river) enjoying the bongo music coming from the nearest camp sight and trying to plug the microwave into the cig lighter.



omg...i just found this!

12V In-Car Microwave Oven "for those travellin’ treats. Plug it into your cigarette lighter socket and roast that hog on the hoof. £89.98."
oh...mai ...gawd.