brain slugs

that's right. inserted -against my will-,into my brain.
i swear. have sex with a nerd and all that geeky knowledge gets squished into you cerebellum.
i woke up this morning with an intament knowledge of Magic the Gathering.
i was like WTF!
that is NOT the very fist though i wanted in my brain this morning.
the birds were chirping dogs were barking.... sun was shining through my window. and suddenly a stack of 60 well chosen cards flicker through my brain. and the fact that you can 4 of the same card in your stack

AAARGHGHGHGH!!!!

although if these cards were real i would play that sh*t every day.
PEDO POWERRRRRRR!!!