your mamas so fat

that she put up with your crazyness.
woah. aperently im no good at jokes.
sept for my fav one.

"did you hear about the buddist monk who refused novacaine while getting a root canal?
he was trying to trancend dental medication"

LOL!!!!



DONT JUDGE ME!
i was a sweetheart teenager. well as much of a sweetheart a teen girl can be.
were all full of anger and poetry.
also unicorns.

Fakin unicorns. they sprout out and eat your corn when your not looking.
also they poop stripper glitter.

*sigh*