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Saturday, July 11, 2009

its called addiction.






my itsy bittsy twi-rant


isn't it glorious that you can put twi in front of word and there are ppl who know exactly what your talking about instantly.




twilight the book...is crap. really it is mealy junk food for the brain. it is my double quarter pounder (with cheese) and fries annd a lovely not real milk, milk shake.the whole concept is crap.vampiers who sparkle




*pish*if this were real, then humans would be raised on farms in cages and herded like cattle.it is important in any story to give the bad guys a weakness. because humans are inherently weak. otherwise we would be over run.





vampires have to have something that a human can do to stop them.for example wear wolfs holy crap! there big scary and they will eat your face.but pump some silver bullets into them and all is good in the neighborhood.
now on that note.i have read the twilight book series maybe 5 times.the first one I'm sure i have read more than that. i know the ins the outs and the absurdities..and yet i read on. (secretly wishing i had a team Jacob shirt).perhaps my brain is a little more squishy for it.but i do enjoy it quite a bit. more than i should.I'm 22 and reading twilight like a never been kissed 13 yr old.



omg sparkles weeee!




onward....the movie.

also crap. no really, poor special affects. bad cinematography.and the script is weak at best.and i could live completely without Kristan Stewart..over all. a shit fest.
and i have seen it 10 times (at least)there must be a part of the brain that just loves getting tortured by bad story lines.all in all. i do not understand my twi-obsession in the least.the rational part of my brain screams at me the whole time.and the other part well its shouting something along the lines of
"orders up! triple quarter pounder to go!" nom nom nom
ps. on a grosser note.
i love jasper (fo serious)

but in the books he gets blood lust if he sees someone so much as blush. Bella gets a paper cut and he almost eats her. lets ponder on this for a sec. he goes to school with 300 something students. half of those are girls. for those of you who do not know, once a month a girl has her "special time" now your saying that this dude is sitting in class with..(odds are) at least one or two chicks who are menstruating .......
i have no friggin clue why this fact bothers me. but it does.
and yet... im reading twilight right now. btw. Jackson rathbone is sooo cute. and i love 100 monkeys. (yea I'm that much of a dork that i even know the band he is in. SIGH)


pps. my loving mother went out and bought me a mini Edward. she is an enabler in this fun little obsession i have. and i am now forced to fall into the click of strange older ppl who go around with a tiny doll in there purse whipping him out whenever in public and snapping pictures of him...oh sigh...someone stage and intervention
mini E finds it very difficult to give the finger with tiny plastic hands