your Sh*ting me right?

"With the $2,600 Little Tykes Young Explorer work station, that's how you enslave them young.It's basically a glorified cubicle, for kids. Because childhoods are overrated anyways.i was makeing Tennies for Nike at this age anyways. kids today have it easy...
also i had to walk to school in the snow. uphill bith ways.


Furniture features:


* Flat desk area
* Left and Right built-in mouse pads
* Bench seat that fits two children and offers storage inside for supplies
* Two locking cabinet doors
* Computer wiring stores safely inside ventilated cabinet.
* Locking castors keep unit from rolling during use.

Computer equipment features:

* Think Centre PC
* Internal DVD-ROM
* 1GB RAM (minimum)
* 160GB Hard Drive (minimum)
* 10/100 Ethernet
* Microsoft® Windows
* Sound Card and 2 External Speakers
* Surge protector
* 19" Widescreen Flat Panel LCD Monitor
* Custom Little Tikes Learning keyboard and Tiny Mouse (colors are subject to change without notice)

Computer Warranty: 1-year parts and labor.
Pre-loaded educational software:

* Millie's Math House®
* Sammy's Science House®
* Bailey's Book House®
* Trudy's Time and Place®
* Thinkin' Things®


Wait, why does that cost $2,600? And why did I just order 40 of them? Oh, right, my child-labor telemarketing service. Which, GOTDAMNIT CINDY STOP CHEWING ON YOUR DESK!"

I almost peed.

....
omg
*pee*

there are very few things that are as cute as whats going on here.
for the love of gawd

there all.

PUT YOUR CLOTHS ON!!!

Bewbs

i would pay good money for the exact opposit of this.
in fact. i would pay you a buck if you would make it where i had never seen this picture b4.
...for some reason im imagining someone duct tapeing this to the outside of there bra, only all lop sided so it looks like they had a bad boob job in the ally behind the club.

btw
dont get plastic surgery in an ally.
that doctor cirtificate might look legit when you have tied a few on.
but trust me, when the booze wears off
its just green crayola and a wheaties box.

PORN

and true blood.
you would think id be all hardcore into this ,and yet. not so much. the actuall trueblood (all softcore as it is) is way better than this,with cuter people.
....
also..
you know eric,bill, and sookie are sooo going to do it in that bar.

Just saying. i could hear the 'bow chicka bow wow ' music getting ready to play.

dandrif nom

"Putting aside the fact that you're committing cannibalistic infanticide, the sugar at the bottom of the Sour Patch Kids bags is like crack cocaine, if crack cocaine was actually bad for you."

lets change the subject though...seriously...
something sexy happend earlyer today and i NEED TO SHARE!(with no one,because no one reads this blog.)





You are welcome. alexander skarsgard makes me so happy i could cry.
he is all.."hi im scandinavian, sexy and tall. right and you know im only keeping this shirt on because i have your best intrest in mind. if i take it off you will explode in a pire of fier, lol...i rymed"
oh that alexander he is such a tease.

3d

im an art nerd. as i ought to be.
i always thougth art was pretty neat.
But NOW i think art is FRIGGIN AWESOME TO THE POWER OF COOL!!!!
times ten

here's a lama!

thers a lama, everywhere a lama lama, DUCK!

*spish* need`

Hella Awesome Hoop Earrings of the Day: Sterling-silver subway train tagging hoops from Etsy seller DMDmetalsmith.

Best part? The grafitti on the train can be customized to spell out anything you want! Convo the seller for more details.

Hells to the yea. i need this~!

naked green lanturn

Everyone is curious to see what Ryan Reynolds will look like in costume in the big screen adaptation of DC Comics’ Green Lantern. Production started earlier this month in New Orleans, and while the first set photos have begun to hit the web — don’t expect to see Reynolds in the green suit. Not today, not next week, not next month, not ever. So don’t expect to see any leaked shots of Reynolds in the actual suit until Warner Bros makes the official full reveal.

"Why?

Well, because there isn’t a suit.

No suit?

That’s right. No suit. When I was first told this info, I didn’t believe it. I actually didn’t even consider it as a real possibility. But the information I’m about to reveal has since been backed up by two other independent sources. I stand by this information 150% — this is legit. I risk my reputation on it. Ready for it? Okay…

The suit that Ryan wears on set is a grey tracking motion/performance capture suit with led lights. I’ve heard that Ryan Reynolds has been joking on set that Warner Bros is going to make him into a Na’vi when the final cut is released. His joke, not mine. The Green Lantern suit you will see in the final film will be almost entirely created using computers.

That’s right — Green Lantern’s suit will be mostly CG!"