Mr.Tummnas was never the same after that hit of Ectasy.

i figgured it out!

stole this pic from sorry i missed your party(*funny sight*)

apparently what my issue has been all this time,
is that...i am not nearly stoned enough to think camping is fun. this is what you need for dirty hippy camping.
crazy hair (check)

strange sense of fashion (err..check, sometimes)

ability to trash out any space you occupy(check check)

thinking sparklers are BOSS (super check)

own and beenie (check~!)
have milk crate froniture?(...crap...okay check I'm poor shut up)

be really effin stoned, (and that's where i break off from the pack)


in conclusion. i love the great outdoors.(except mid summer, i live in Texas after all) but unless there is a mattress in that sad excuse for a tent i aint going. ill be sleeping in the van (down by the river) enjoying the bongo music coming from the nearest camp sight and trying to plug the microwave into the cig lighter.



omg...i just found this!

12V In-Car Microwave Oven "for those travellin’ treats. Plug it into your cigarette lighter socket and roast that hog on the hoof. £89.98."
oh...mai ...gawd.

your butt

we need to have a little chat.*serious face*
its times like these that I'm sad that no one actually reads my blog because this is important.

at some point you might find yourself in a social situation (party, wedding,funeral ect..) where the opportunity to show your ass or "Moon" as the kids are calling it today. you stop and ask yourself

"what is the appropriate amount of ass to show when mooning?" not surprisingly i have the answer to this important question. and to make it easier for you to understand i have some visual helpers.(*of butts!*)

full butt, WRONG
i don't want to see your anus. the bend over is even worse. besides with ones pants pulled so far down ya can only assume your junk is hangin our the front. You need to be conscious of what your butt looks like. pop Marks, discoloration? then the full butt is not right for you.


on the other hand what is usually acceptable as the right type of moon. is the half moon this is especially good for funerals and weddings as you are not in danger of flashing your scrotum at your grandma. (*don't wana give that old bird a heart attack*)

CLASSY!


there is one exception to this 'law of da moon' in section 382 article 6 it states that a full moon is acceptable and encouraged if you have a vast expanse of glass to press you ham against.


*squeek squeek*


bonus pts if you have an unusually neon white tan line.

i asked for a sign and all god gave me was this.

the last Airbender

July 2nd. me, you and twenty other people. lets get together and see this.
because honestly airbender rocks my socks.




Aang looks boss.


i AM hesitant about this Noah Ringer kid, just because so far i have not seen him act, he dose some amazing marshal arts obviously. and he looks so great as Aang.(shave any boys head and he is going to look like Aang) i have not seen hide nor hair of Appa or Momo.


i have high hopes on them because of the high quality of this film. there are just sooo many ways they can go.even if they posted tomorrow that appa and momo would be hot pink and resembled obese platypus.
id still go and see it . you might ask "why?" and the answer is:Jackson Rathbone


dear Jackson...i would not kick you out of my bed.
that is all.
~cult leader


right and i just bought this book. it is amazing. the details inside this book make my head spin. i almost cried. SERIOUSLY weep openly

mama always told me its important to be prepared.
now what i take way from that is.
Tory, you need to be prepared for the zombie apocolyps.
and i intend to be.*serious face* FEAR ME ZOMBIES~!

and for the long distance lumbering un-dead

ohhhh yeaaaaaa.

stewpid zombies dont stand a chance. u know what is going to happen right? yea im going to eat a bag of chips ahoy take a nap and there going to nom on me while im sleeping. (sneeky devils)

okay okay okay.
what if i lost 2-6 pounds a week, i mean thats a good bracket. as long as i get atleast 2 pounds a week ill be gravy.
.
...i cant even eat gravy.....stupid gravy I HATE YOU!

on another and completly unrlated note. I despretly need a ray gun...for...uh..things. stop asking questions!!!!

no shit.

i make these..because i have zero time on my hands..so i craft to actually send myself backward in time to do it...while in a parallel dimension i am actually doing my home work and shizz.
yea i can bend the space time continuum..did i mention that?





and this is me hateing snails...because i do. i once stepped on a million of them in Maine and it was the single most disgusting thing ever. when in Maine durning the spring. Do NOT walk around barefoot! NOTHING GOOD CAN COME OF IT!

the chances of me getting married again are very slim. but if i did. this would soooo be my wedding cake.
i would never eat it of course...i would just stare at it.

oh right and then this happend.

Kick-Ass movie.

i am going to see this movie.oh right and i have actually marked its release date on my calander.
"Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a super-hero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so."

i dont know if i can stand behind a superhero who dose not have some sort of mental sickness (and/or) exposed to radioactivity.
But the trailers look amazing,apernetly i missed out on the comic book or some such thing wich is not that hard to belive.i dont buy comic books with any regularity lately. i cant find one that i wanna get behind
shite. i have gotten off track again. (*cookies*)...wtf was that?

annnywaysssss. there tag line is ah-mazin.


"I can't be invisible. But I can kick your ass."

that is so true on so many levels. however i CAN be invisible. so thats what i got gonig on with me.
friggin. i pop out of no where all ninja style. and people are like
"HOLY HELL! how did u do this amazing thing? are u super sneeky"
and i say "nay, i are inisible."
...because aperenly when im going into ninja stelth mode i also turn into a lolcat.

omg....stop makeing robots ppl. this is just asking to die by the hands of our new robotic overlords.

becaus i dont belive in washing my car. this is all i can hope to achive in my life time. YAY DIRT

...lol i wish..
did i just say that out loud?
-no you just typed it, perv.
who the hell are you?
-im your cricket.
w...t...f are you talking about?
-you know what im saying. your a little wooden boy with the dildo nose.
whos the pervert now?
-still you.
fak.

no shit i would wear this every fucking day of my life. underneath i would wear a lepord print tank top with my hot pink lace bra sticking out the top. ohhhh yea. shit and some rockin black leather pants. and clear see through shoes that light up when i walk around.
im a classy bish today!

i know what your thinking "hot damn, thats the hottest Gundam i have ever seen" and you would be right. untill this happend.


oh god *action pose* and yes i did just stand up and make an epic pose. if i had glitter it would be better but we do what we can with what we have

*twitch twitch*

I FUCKING NEED THIS! this is how im gettting to school every day. yall peeps see me rollin they hatein' with my sonic cup and aligator ridin' dirty
didnt know IH35 was a pimps paradice.
gonna stop by panda express get me some fried rice.
aligators gunna sniff dat wok cooked chicken and get his hunger on.
...

and then i run the fuck away. because a hungry aligator dose not seem like the best means of transportation.

darth is trying to save me from myself.
he says "kssst ksssht...i am going to nom on your frys kssst ksssst kssst Bish"
man. that darth is a real ass hole.
then again i guess he knows how it is.

.

dear hott guy

the one who sits next to me in class.
first off. you need to stop being so damn cute. seriously i find it very difficult to concintrate on my equasions when your over there sending off hottness in waves.
if you could just take off the adorabul tweed jacket or stop suddenly muttering cute things to yourself. maybe you should shave a litte and get those scruffys off your face becaus seriously dude,i cant think anymore. your a giant pain in my ass.the other day i said 2x=10 was the same as x= hott fucking guy...( see the problem?)
its worse yet that i bet that you would be paticularly good at witty banter. i dont know if perhaps you were awear of this paticular dry spell and useing it against me (you sicko) or if you just go around getting girls all hott and botherd wherever you go. but its very crule of you. can you think of no one besides yourself? i'm watching star trek and trying to forget you. but i expect you to be dressed down shaven and considerbly less adorabul.


GOD DAMN IT! stop now before i combust!