i think we all know im a twilight fan. completly against my will im abso insane about the saga.i have a mini edward. and posters
and such

i have a theory- i think its because im in love with love. or at least the idea of love. and the books are filled to the brim with loooooove.
Edward is so not my type of guy. mostly because im at least 82% sure he has a vagina.
but that dosent matter because there in loooooveee

i love, love. You most likely love,Love.
she deffently loves, love...but there is a line.

she just crossed it.
NO BAD TWILIGHTER BAD!
you just lost your skin privleges.
and your tattoo choseing privliges
i get it really i do. but im freaking out right now about haveing too many words on my body, and i only have 3.
YOU have lost your little twilight addled mind.(what happens when you read the series too many times in a row)

owl mania

1 owl three different versions.
*fatty owl "get in meh tummeh!"
*regular owl "im faking adorable yo"
*im gunna kill you owl "after im done stealing your soul im going to eat your FACE!"

if this were any more adorable i would explode.

mario beatbox. wowza

hello depression my old friend.

what you see:
happy chipper and completly insane girl

what is happening:
fuck all! earthquakes, volcanos,tornados, apocolyptic feelings.

some people just have life a little harder than the rest.
thats a solid fact. likewise i think alot of people would catagorize there life as "shite" or "mucho difficult"

but i happen to be ahead of the game. i take all those crappy feelings, the stuff that make me want to roll into a fetal possition and never come out. and arm myself with a HUGE stick.
now with this stick i beat the liveing shite out of my feelings and stuff there batterd remains into a very small box in my subconsious.

yay!

iv been told this is not exacly what the profesionals might call "healty" but really who is going to be supprised with my mind finaly snaps?
...
is anyone even going to notice that im extra crazy??
hummmm

of course tattoos i need.

how many posts have i done about tattoos i desperately need?
but these are sorta in my not so distant future.(hopefully)



okay this one is only half right i want the falling petunias with a flowing script that says "oh no,not again"
<3
for a very happy tory

i think my next tat will be the tardis though with a weeping angel on either side and some flowy bits. because i rock.
and doctor who rocks. and i want us to rock together :)

rainbow vagina cupcakes

yea that got your attention!
go to Wisely-chosen 's flickr account and stare at them, they are BEAUTIFUL. you can celebrate national oral sex month by enjoying some yummy (all be it questionable) cupcakes.


yea im 999% sure i cant post pictures of ACTUAL oral sex here, so instead you get an all girl barbie on barbie orgy.
seems appropriate.

also the prize for woooorst oral sex term goes to "drinking from the furry cup" seriously? is that what you say?
no matter how sexy you were or how hot and heavy it was in the bed room if you ever said that i would kick you out of bed while i laughed my arse off.

screw you canada

traceing my family tree with canadian records is imposibul. they keep the worst records in the friggin world.
im thinking that its because there is a whole lot of nothing up there...well at least there wasnt a whole lot up there in 1855.
early american settlers kept the most amazing records in the history of the world i telling you. they documented everything.
thank you americans!

on another note.
this laptops "m" key is sticking. you never relize how much u use a letter till it wont go.
i wrote a 200 something word email to my 'boss' only to discover at the very end the entier thing was missing that all important "m"




also im being a little pirate and watching the new epi of trueblood online however its the slowest prosses in the friggin world.
im like...oh my yes eric butt. and then i have to wait another twenty min for the god forsaken thing to buffer. or load or whatever it is supposed to be doing right now.

word.

perhaps i knows i doing something bad? maybe my computer is trying to protect my virture?

Dear computer,
ITS TOO LATE!

i always watch those PSA's that come on b4 movies.
"you wouldnt steal a car"
"you wouldnt steal a dvd from a store"
"pirateing dvds and music is stealing and its illegal, your bish ass is going to jail forever"
i cry a little for the artists. then i go download twenty songs to my mp3 player. ^_^

am i oldfashioned?
my mom wanted to buy me a amazon kindle. but i told her no.
i like to hold my books, dog ear the pages,smell the paper and all importently sleep with my books( not in the dirty way you pervert) i cant imagin holding a hunk of plastic and getting that same relaxing feel.
same with music. i will use my mp3 player out of convinence. but i still prefer records,or cds. i like holding my music and looking at the cover art.
also i like to look at my wall of music and feel some sort of ownership there.

i own 200 something dvds. *CRAZY*


its 4am and i cant sleep.

fak

also im throwing spellcheck to the wind
terribly sorry to the no one who reads my bloggity blew.
i know i make your brain hurt.