things i love more than pie.

and thats sort of big deal as im a chubby girl on a diet, there Aint much in this world i love more than the idea of pie.
so here, let me blow your mind with some shit i think is funny!!!
*oop i cussed* FORGIVE MEEEE~!!!!! i didnt mean it!

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numero uno. Jacob i love you all through the books RIGHT up untill that part. ya sicko. Numero 'B' Oz. your one of my very fav werewolfs. howl on my brother...howl on. :D


now let me tell you a story, once apon a time i was a wedding planner. all high class, and award winning. Yea i know, it hard for me to belive it too. But its a true thing. Because i was once up to my neck in brides and tule on a near daily basis i feel the need to share my sickness. I still love weddings even though i have not had that job sence after my car wreck ( year and a half ago) here! look at these pics! enjoooyyy.

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the only thing that could make me happier here, is if they were made of Gumpaste/fondont...yea i hate fon-Dont. but it looks grand.

see more oh hell yea! someone marry me quick! i need this! wait wait wait. boys are stormtroopers girls dress as star fleat hoes. THIS COULD NEVER GO WRONG!!!!

oh jesus. why is he wearing flip flops? how taky is that? its your wedding day dude. jeeze dress up :(


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One ring to rule them all, one rule to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Quick lady! throw the apple! distract him before its too late!!!


okay okay im done *for now!!!!* sooner or later i shall return to attack your eyeballs with more random internets.

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WHY Corey Haim WHY????

first your career and now YOU???

anyways dude died of drugs (because DRUGS ARE BAD!) at the ripe age of 38. i dont think anyone was paticularly supprised by his death as he has been battleing addiction sence the 80s. I'm only sad that we now wont have the chance to enjoy Lost Boys 3, dude theres a vamp

i hope that you are makeing quality (not strait to dvd) movies in heaven.
fly high corey haim...*dramatic pause* Fly high

WWJPP?

What Would Jesus Pew-Pew?


As I am a Raygun fanatic. you might imagin that im crazy in love with this Jesus Fish spoof Decal. and you would be right.
its only 5 bucks american and 6 international. my heart beats only for YOU raygun decal!!!!!
Dear,zombotlabs i love you for makeing this, it makes me SUPER HAPPY GAY TIME!!!

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Things that are makeing my panties catch on fire.




as i have mentioned before Logo is sparaticly showing Buffy, they have like a three show lineup something like three times a day. however the shows are going something like this. (season 1 ep.3) then (season 5 ep12) , (season 7 ep1) there is no order just MADNESS!!! however i was watching yesterday and suddenly there was that blond vamp who i love. only i forgot i loved him (*shame on me*) and my panties caught on fire. *yay second degree burns on my hoo hoo!*



Spike aka William "the bloody" aka William Pratt.your attitude is smexy to me. (clearly i have issues)

its not really the vampier thing that turns me on. because i dislike pain and generaly i try and avoid bodily fluids. (blood play Yuck) its that attitude they give vamps in books/tv n such. IDK why i love them soo. im sure there is a study out there somewhere that explains girls obsession with fanged hottness.
oh right its one something in the morning and im ranting about seriously loveing a fictional vampier from a dead TV show. *pulls out hair*
Insomnia is a bish my friends. a horribul Bish.

my new comeback

holy mother of shoes!!!

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i have 4 followers! if we all went into Target together we would officially be considered a 'gang' by there head of security. zomg. Also, were now considered an Orgy instead of just a creepy threesum. Add a few more and we can start something to be proud of! (or ashamed depending on your views)





:D not that i think im better than you, that would just be rude, and i think we all know im simply not rude. Ever. *sweetheart*



okay and now for something so different it makes part of my brain hurt from the sudden change. a shop review stick with me now.



~BEAD IT~ 2058 S.Lamar Austin Texas
quite simply put, the friggin best shop i have been in, for the longest while. the whole place oozes with character. even down to the containers they chose for there beads.








the prices are Fab. and the staff is friendly and helpful, plus they give you a GIANT magic marker to play with. (im easily entertained what can i say) they host jewelry making partys, allow you to come in and sit on one of their comfy couches to bead during Business hours.


i had gone all around town looking for a circle drop frame for some of the pieces i make. sadly nowhere sold it nor did they know what the eff i was talking about when i asked them. however this glorious place not only had them, but had quite a few. for a pretty snazzy price. they even have a frequent buyers card. the love i have for this store can not possibly fit in this little blog. so im going to stop trying.


GO THERE! BUY THINGS~!!!!

Dear Oscar, WTF?

so i know how i spent my sunday. watching the Oscars,eating me some Ihops and partying. but mostly watching to oscars. one of my fav parts is the 'in rememberance' clip show.(because im a morbid mofo) where in there were some gaps that came right out and slaped the crap outa me. i know i cant be the only person who noticed this.



hey there, remember me? yea im dead. wtf oscar where is my pic?


they showed dead script writers and a dead soundguy.
buuuuut where was our dear Farrah? or perhaps even Bea Arther.
i loved that chick.
i hope they are getting crud about not includeing them.

x to the power of slut.

lets start our day out by talking about tattoos.
i have a few (many) and i think there is a very likely future where I'm weird wrinkly and old covered in Tats.
School yard Chum:...is that your grandma?

Grandkid: err yea

SYC:why dose she have a flame paint job on her walker?

GK: she says it makes her go faster..grandma has never been what you might call 'normal'

SYC:what dose her knuckles say?

GK: *shakes head in shame* "NERD LOVE"



poor kiddo. what a terrible future i leave for my kin.
any who a tat that i have seen and LURV


"Bryce Nadeau was so impressed by the artistic expression of the Star Wars burlesque show ,he got his roommate drunk and tattooed him with a commemorative dancing stormtrooper" :D makes me happy face. not only es it a smexy lady (which i luv) buuuut its a storm trooper. :) yayyayayayaya starwars.
everyone wants to be a storm trooper, even these squirrels!





im voteing for the one on the left...he has that crazy look in his eyes. *gurr*

on a completly unrelated note. went to a party at some chicks house (friend of a friend kinda sitch) and for a wonderful moment i thought i might need this guy



but then my big girl brain kicked in and said. 'how many beers has this guy had?' *sigh* i usually listen to my big girl brain.