*ehem*

i would just like to anounce that i have LOST TEN POUNDS...im just sayin. its pretty fantastic. im like woo! i think i might celebrate with cake!....okay maybe not.

right so i thought the images of 10 pounds of fat they had online were in a word discusting, all yellow and such looking like they fell out of someones ear. these are 5 pounds each and the worlds largest edibul gummie bears. if i ever came across one of these in real life i would break on my diet, put on my strechy pants and eat there heads whole. :D the fact that i was made THAT happy by the thought of murdering gummie bears is not the best sign.


bwaahahahahahaha...ha...ha.........ha, HUSH YOU!
so i still have a ways to go ,on not being a total fat ass, or BBW as the kids are calling it today.
EAR WAX!!

yep thats 100 pounds,and here is a killer robot. :D

i would drive this and i would love it. i would hardcore wear that ugly ass jumpsuit they have to wear on tv. and yes..i would be Balla'.

oh jesus i just threw up in my mouth a little. im all for casual friday of the futeure but the pudgy should never get into that thing.

u know what...now that i think about it. why arent people of the future fat. all Wall-E style? those bishes never have to walk anyware.there all *sparkle sparkle* teleport *sparkle sparkle* teleport.... i may have to think on this for a while. useing my massive brain powerz

oh shite!

Taylor lautner is legal now.
im ashamed that about 3 of my last posts have been about Taylor. but this was not something i could pass up. all of *NO ONE * who reads my blog could live a single day without this epic anouncement. i feel way better about the fact that my friend ATL bought me a life size Taylor cardbord cutout. he is going to live in my closet with Rob. because otherwise they will both scare the shit out of me at 3 in the morning. seriously the first time i caught a glimps of Rob in my room I quite nearly peed myself.i belive this is mostly due to the overal brooding nature of Robert.i turned the corner and he was all "gurr"
he was sitteing there with a towle over his head for the longest time then i felt sorry for him and stuffed him in my closet.
oh yea im completly aware of how crazy it is to feel sorry for a peice of paper but i did.

so now i have two fake guys lurking in my closet waiting to scare the shit out of me when i go to pick out a sweater.
.....zomg. i have to wear a sweater lately! its cold..in Texas. what kind of bullshit is this? i was leaveing class today and ice fell from the sky and touched me WTF!!!!!



oh yea and btw...TAYLOR LAUTNER IS 18

Taylor Lautner is Stretch Armstrong?

get your 3D glasses ready because the star of Twilight New Moon is donning his strechy pants for his next movie project for hasbro.i dont know what
this kids deal is with takeing on Toy movies. he already signed up for Max Steel


now i know that Taylor wants to be an action movie star.but Dude this is not the way. when Hasbro and mattel came up to him, he had to know this was a terribul shite idea. i mean how good can these toy movies really be? The Twilight star status can only take him so far. if he keeps makeing these kinds of moveie decisions i cant imagin him haveing much staying power in hollywood.

today is officialy i effing need this tuesday! and todays subject is...(drum roll please) THIS CAR!


ZOMFG! Dodge has made the steller decision to make "furious Fucia" callengers! pinch me im about to faint. im going out to buy this today!...buuut wait.
"Photographs don't really do justice to Furious Fuchsia, Chrysler spokesman Dan Ried insisted, while acknowledging that fuchsia might seem an odd color choice for a male-oriented car."
the furious fucia is being markedted to....men? great jobs guys the only boys who will be buying up this car is a spacific type of douche bag.




dont they know that the only type of person who is going to look BOSS in that car is me. ohhh ja you know i would.i only wish it was a convertibul.

sweet!

i have hott v day plans.
by hott i mean something completely different, this is officially my first v day nix a man trying to get in my pants....oh yea and it is greeeeaaat. *sarcasm sarcasm sarcasm*
instead I'm spending the day with my friends Bish supreme! and ATL
were going to go see valentines day. I'm not one for chick flicks (okay lately i have been due to my lack of a boyfriend i want to see ppl in love) but the real reason why i want to see valentines day (open feb 12) is because my boyfriend Taylor lautner is in it.
helloooo smexy.
you know what i need another one of those...you know just to hold me over through valentines day.
oh crap I'm a pedophile now.
so when are the cops going to show up and haul me away. because im ready to go. anyways that's my plans. me BS&ATL stareing at Taylor Lautner for all of three seconds up on the big screen. (so worth it) here are some vday cards to get you through this holiday Loves.


oh god one more!!!!!!!!


oh right that quote is one i stole from the snl scetch with taylor lautner. "when i sawl him take his shirt off in new moon i was like , oh yea i wanna bake cookies on your stomach" (or something very close to that)

im so vain (random)

I know this song is about me (bout me)
i love old comic books. and i love wonder woman...but something is terribly off here.
"great Gatsby batman my feminist senses are going off like wild!" just kidding yall i have not feminist sences. good job wonderwoman. going even a little time without eyelashes would suuuuuck.

you go wonder woman! you aperntly have the brain of a man!

aperntly miss lane has been makeing the rounds at the local BDSM partys.

oop i just got bord.

im not going to lie.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER! oh yea and i did have to yell that at you through your computer. because that is the ONLY way you can really feel the awsome of what is happening below.



is it just me or dose that look comfy?....yea its just me. maybe its because im tierd. but i could so snuggle up with that t-rex.then afterwards i would put a saddle on it and ride it to school. because honestly that would be a world and half better than whats going on with me right now.
my lovely gas guzzleing,global warming induceing , luxury (because it can be) ford expedidtions shocks just went all the way out. and im paying dearly.
my insides are now all goopy and tangled up.(im assumeing) because every little bump in the road sends me out of my seat.
i think a t-rex ride would be a hella lot smoother. not to mention when your rideing an extinct beastie you dont have to worry about traffic jams.

comic con

or as im takeing from the twitarded girls
coooooommmmmiiiicooonnnnnnn.




(foooooooooorrrkssss!)

i bought my tickets ages ago. if i were anymore excited i would plotz
for every one of these...


hello nuse.

is one of these...


niiiiicccee
acutally i love nerds. completly, i plan on sacking one while im there.
well okay not THAT guy. but some cute little adorkabul guy who loves comicbooks.


hello Johnny Galecki, i promis not to tackle you at comic con but that is pretty much all i can say on the matter.because i will most likely stalk you a little.(only a little)