I hardcore want that nosejob in a can. how epic would it be to carry that around with you?
or perhaps you might wear it in your hair all Lady Gaga style. that way its always at hand when you want to smash someones face in.
while there on the ground holding there face and bleeding. you can say
"i just did you a favor holms"
then of course you need to run like hell. because although you smashed someones face for the greater good. I dont think the cops will see it that way, cops are so picky about thta kind of stuff. its like they DONT want you to save the world from uglyness.
*sigh*

"The mysterious TrustoCorp, who has previously limited him/her/themselves to so-called “street sign improvements,” has taken his/her/their street art to the next level with They Live-style “TrustoCorp products,” which were randomly placed at various delis and supermarkets throughout Manhattan this past week."

[superpunch]

its almost news!

{click on the pic for the link to the vid}
when Ricky Martin came out of the closet you were like....alrighty then.that was about as shocking as the revelation that Lindsy Lohan stuffs Cocaine in her shoes.

Ahhh! but i have one for you.

Anna Paquin likes the ladies.
not only is she easy on the eyes. now your dirty fantasies about her can include other hott ladies.
she surprised everyone by revealing her secret Bisexuality in a tippy-top secret PSA taping on behalf of the True Colors Fund.
"Give A Damn” is the theme of the campaign which will feature several celebs speaking out for equality.check out there websight that launched today.
[wegiveadamn]

Anyways Anna. its great about your ladylovin. But, GET BACK TO WORK! I NEED TRUEBLOOD!

big mean bunny

Big Mean Carl/Big Mean Carl the oversized bunny, performs a thoroughly-traumatizing rendition of Ben E. King’s “Stand By Me” while demonstrating his unsolicited contribution to rabbit population control.
bunny nom nom nom
....bunny nom nom nom
........BUNNY! nom nom nom!

Good girls gather, gather...

okay. I LOVE BIOSHOCK!
*gasp*
im glad i got that of my chest.
and Likewise i Love me some Big Daddy.
even in the first one where your supposed to kick that Bishes ass.
i still mega <3 Him.

thats why i fliped my lid.
(quite literaly. i havent been able to find my had for a few hours now )

when ThinkGeek started selling Big Daddy plushies.


It looks exacly like what was shown in the BioShock 2 teaser pic.
i would post that here.

but im to lazy.

bwahahahaha

anywho.
its freeking adorabul. trust me on this.

Go to [ThinkGeek] and check it out for yourself.

a part of my brain.

I strongly believe that in the middle of everyones brain is a Geeky Mandula, where in lays all your Geek genes, as well as the parts that make you fan girl Squuuueeel at anything in the Nerd-verse.
mine just so happens to be a little over developed, in comparison to your "normal" Twenty something.
So on today's agenda
Doctor Who *squee*

i would be a big fat lier if i said i didn't miss the last doctor. i mean he was not only cute and adorable, but he had twitchy mannerisms and a kick ass suit.
everyone looks dapper in a suit. especially when topped off with some sweet brown Kicks.

Annnywho.
perhaps you have heard. (or if your not a totally nerdy geek , perhaps not)
that the Tardis has been redesigned.


....oh sweet baby Jesus. its soooo shiny.*sparkle sparkle*
i want to roll around on that glass floor. I'm sure that's weird and slightly perverted.
..
I'm totally going to do it.


who is going to sneak me onto the Doctor Who set????

insomnia gives me more fangirl time

Trueblood.
aka. My precious.
HBO has been sticking in lovely little teaser bundels at the end of there re-run of Season 2,
last time we sawl sookie and bill.
bill was all, "hey lets go eat some fancy food"
sookie is like "M'kay"
then he is like "HEY! MARRY ME BISH!"
and she is all, "IDK bill! too much too much DONT WANT!?"
runs her skinny behind into the bathroom where she figgures out...."wait a hot second! I DO WANT!"

but of course Bill got Vampirenapped and drug off to places uknown (to those who didnt read the books)
i however do know! because i have some hardcore mind powers.
*woot*



however in this clip you might notice, that even though her would be hubbie got strait up STOLEN! she is holding him near and dear by still wearing her engagement ring.
(*so sad*)
stay strong sookie.
also..woah look at that sexy Eric on your floor...niiiiiiice

effin ponys...things that made me laugh.

No, No, you should not buy a pony because they are way more of a hassle than you think they’re going to be. Also, hot glue does not stick to their fur well and if you try to tie a horn onto their head they get all pissy and will kick you. It’s like they don’t even want to be unicorns. Trust me on this one. Ponies are assholes.

Read more: http://askthebloggess.pnn.com/articles/show/58367-thumbs-are-fingers-and-ponies-are-assholes#ixzz0jd5WDZxK

Fier? fire???? fiyah!!!

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Today i went to school, pretty effing exciting. by exciting i mean i didn't eat breakfast,my teacher handed out candy bars. im hypoglycemic so that lovely butterfinger skyrocketed my bloodsuger.
lucky me it crashed during math so i was stareing at the Bord feeling high as an effing kite. trying desperately to focus while the white Bord melted off the wall. (yayme)
i ought to be more care full about that stuff...but of course I'm not.
one day they are going to have to cut my feet off because i don't keep my sugar under control. apparently this is supposed to deter me from being all crazy horse about what i eat. but I'm cripple and would be more than happy to have someone cut my leg off at least once a week. i think abusing sugar is just paving the way for my happy no feet future. :) viva la revolution from FEET!

on another note.
#1 i want to play putt putt.
#2 i want to swim
#3 i want someone to buy some paintings so i can stop being poor.

is this so much to ask?

NEED!

Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess heart container tattoo.
Nathalie just so happend to get the worlds cutest tatto evah.



it is a perfect job to boot. i of course would get it on my butt. Beeeeecause i love my butt.
(YAY BUTT!)
on another note *serious face* yall think i put too many pics on here?
perhaps its a little distracting.
why dont some of you non existant nigerians write in and tell meh.

Hey!

did you ever think. what i really need on the lawn infront of my 1970s trailor is a huge Mario theamed Michelangelo's 'La Pietà'. yea me too!


cut cut cut...cut...err....cut.




Oh sweet jesus. i need this! zomfg. it would be so effing classy next to my yard flamingos and mooning gnome.

honestly?
i so want this. i cant even breath.

here we go.

(*super happy face*) i enjoy this on 17 diffrent levels, wich is a big deal.
prettymuch anytime a man is in a dress i get happy.(how terribul dose that sound?)

[yesnobutyes]