Fake Science

is apparently the best type of science.
i learned this today,
is a web sight dedicated to taking old textbook pictures and fixing them, by inserting the truth!
TAKE THAT STUPID TEXT BOOKS THAT THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!
i got my learnin' i know the truth when i see it."Suck it trigonometry -- I've never used you in real life! Stop laughing, philosophy, I only understand you when im drunk."
bwahahahaha...ha...
ah crap.

Katamari !!!!!

"Clump Spirit"
you rem the PS2? that thing that came b4 the jazztastic PS3?
yea well they had a game,
where this ball thing rolled around and with everything it touched it grew in size.
it was like a ball sponge.
a SEXY ball, mind you.
anyways it was an addictive, pointless game. that aperently these ppl loved.
wich of course makes me love them.
we will prolly get married to eachother. you know after there hunnymoon period is over and they a dash of tall dark and sexy in there lives...(me) :)

oh god. its so beautiful!

there is some sort of background story about how this was on a dude in the Philippines. but honestly i cant stop stareing at this beautifulness long enough to care who's flesh its on....do you think this would be an awkward lower back tattoo?
your hitting on a hot girl (me) and her cute top rides up ever so sligly you look down per chance of seeing a little something. and instead you have iron man scowling at you.
do you
A:back up slowly
B:say "hell yes "lift up your shirt to show your war machine tattoo on your abs.
"we belong together!"
C:get your T-Rex and ride into the sunset like a badass.

brain slugs

that's right. inserted -against my will-,into my brain.
i swear. have sex with a nerd and all that geeky knowledge gets squished into you cerebellum.
i woke up this morning with an intament knowledge of Magic the Gathering.
i was like WTF!
that is NOT the very fist though i wanted in my brain this morning.
the birds were chirping dogs were barking.... sun was shining through my window. and suddenly a stack of 60 well chosen cards flicker through my brain. and the fact that you can 4 of the same card in your stack

AAARGHGHGHGH!!!!

although if these cards were real i would play that sh*t every day.
PEDO POWERRRRRRR!!!

your mamas so fat

that she put up with your crazyness.
woah. aperently im no good at jokes.
sept for my fav one.

"did you hear about the buddist monk who refused novacaine while getting a root canal?
he was trying to trancend dental medication"

LOL!!!!



DONT JUDGE ME!
i was a sweetheart teenager. well as much of a sweetheart a teen girl can be.
were all full of anger and poetry.
also unicorns.

Fakin unicorns. they sprout out and eat your corn when your not looking.
also they poop stripper glitter.

*sigh*