dude thats so sick!

and by "that" i mean "I'm" mostly. fak
I am of course on a never ending roller coaster of sickness.
it certainly starts to feel like im forever laying in bed with fever trying to ingest fluids while losing them by the pounds.
yes that's right. today, regardless of me practically living with a Gatoraid bottle knitted to my lips I somehow managed to go from 304 (what can i say? the cookies were calling me!) to 294 and that's when i weighed myself mid-day. :(
I'm most likely nothing more than skin and bones...and well metal (titanium actually)by now.

any ways, because i cant sleep for fear of dieing in my sleep iv been kicking around on the interwebs. you know this always means good things for you!...
and by "you" i mean "NO ONE"

...so as i was saying, here you go

someone payed $45,000. for this.

and your wondering WHY~~???

well take a good look at those huge but natural ta-tas
look familiar?
no?
WHAT THE FAK! HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN 'SOME LIKE IT HOTT'??

its Marilyn!!
woot-woot.
im not saying i would pay that much for that x-ray, but i would pay a pretty penny to hang it awkwardly in my front room.
i love to creep out